hmm .. aft 6 7 mths of working life , let me share wif u all sth tt i encountered everyday in my journey to work . n this is wat most of u will encounter in ur life too .. or alr encountered .there are a lot of different ppl tt u will encounter in the MRT . let me share wif u some tt u shud be wary of :
1) The Squeezer ! [S]
ok .. i dun mean this person walk ard the mrt squeezing others .. the [S] is the person who likes to squeeze to empty spaces , thinking he/she is very thin .. a situation with the Squeezer goes like this :
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[S] walks into crowded mrt . look left look right look around ....
*saw a small unoccupied space in the middle of the train*
"WAH!" *rushes to OCCUPY tt space , pushing everyone else blocking his/her path to occupy tt heavenly spot*
and in the process of doing so , steps on everyone's feet and also causing others to lose balance , creating chaos on [S] way to get to THAT divine spot .
2) The Hogger .. [H]
the [H] is one who stands at one place and never move . not once . the [H] wun be of menace to anyone unless ....
i) he/she is standing in the middle of ppl walking in and out of the mrt .
ii) fat
a situation with the [H] :
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[H] stands near the priority seat . mrt train very crowded . along the journey , ppl from his sides alight , leaving a long line of empty space while the space near the door gets overly crowded . ppl tried to move in : "Excuse me" .. but [H] pretends not to hear and continues stoning .
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however , when the [H] meets the [S] ..
[S] walks in mrt . *saw a long line of empty space*gets very excited to conquer tt space*
tried to squeeze his/her way thru but was blocked by the [H] . [S] says "Excuse Me" while continuing pushing [H] . [H] stares at [S] . [S] stares at [H] . battle of Chi Bi begins ...
3) the Bagpack-er [B]
u are mostttttt unluckiest if u run into [B] . [B] can be found in any public transport and WILL cause harm especially if the person is like , much taller than u , and a sudden turn of his/her body can smack ur face wif the bag with such force tt u are hugging the nearest person to u without u realising it .. but if [B] is of ard the same height as u , try to maintain ur position as long as possible . [B] can push u wif his bag all the way from one end of the train to the other without noticing anything ...
4) the Odourr [O]
hmm .. the [O] .. a silent killer . can range from the poisonous breath to the deadly fart ..
in the morning whr its likely to meet ppl who din bother brushing their teeth . a small opening of their mouth can send a whiff of air to u tt u can forget about breakfast straightaway .. imagine when they began talking .
the deadly fart occurs at any time of the day . [O] can release this fart silently n pretended nothing happened while this stink air is creeping ryte into ur nose by the second .. not to mention dizziness , one can faint instantly upon receiving this nasty gift ..
5) the Armpit [A]
now .. the [A] is sm1 who like to show off his/her armpit .. (usually a him) even tho the pole is like so close to him tt he can hug it , he'll grab the highest part of the pole , leaving the person in front of him close enuf to kiss his armpit . this is a real turn-off .. unfortunately , [A] is a subset of [O] .. especially on hot , sunny days when those sweat forming on his "exhibition hall" can create such a stench tt the person kissing his armpit can say their goodbyes to their families ..
all in all .. be careful of these ppl .. altho u wun noe wat hit u when u see smell ppl such as [O] , u can stay away from the others . personally , i find [B] to be the most irritating as those bags they are carrying seems to have a life of their own , pushing others on behalf of the person carrying it .. and [A] is the most sickening .. why cant they juz grab the part of the pole nearest to their body ?? WHY MUZ THEY REACH UP SO HIGH ??!! zzzz ..
anw , this is a long post . congrats if u reached here and understd watever i said . pls dun be one of them .. x_x
:: hajin ::
