Tuesday, May 26, 2009

""maybe some of u heard it before. but hey i still find it funny""

Italian and his trees

An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Data easy." and he proceeds to draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks. "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make a nine," says the Italian.

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."

The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" "Each of da trees isa dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Italian, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."

The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!" (You're going to love this one!!!)

The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little doga came along and crapa by eacha tree. So now you gota dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, data make a one hundred. So, when I'm a gonna start?"

HAHAHAHA!

shattered`* 9:52 PM

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Okie. May Gathering confirmed!

Date: 28th May 2009 - 29th May 2009
Venue: Coasta Sands Resort, Pasir Ris. Room number: M06
Total cost for the chalet: $90

Those coming in the afternoon please tell me in advance so I know who coming to check in with me. AND.. WHO's STAYING OVER???!! Omg.. I dont want later 1 person stay then might as well dont want a chalet.. -_-

So yeah, do tell me in advance please. Thanks. Most likely we will be calling in for dinner so tell me if you all coming for dinner or not also. Thank you.

-Alvin

shattered`* 12:42 AM

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Thursday, May 14, 2009

Hello Guys!!

Our Lame MaMA was suggesting a chalet this May before our surfer boy goes into NS.

Venue: Pasir Ris (2 Storey building) *no idea where*
Date: Either 17th to 22nd May, or 25th to 28th May, (Promotion ends this 28th May so decide fast!!)
Price: $180

One concern I know is that some people may not be able to stay overnight, but not to be afraid (for unknown reasons to be afraid of), you can always come in the day and go home at night. =)

I think we will be having BBQ of cos, if we have that chalet and Lame MaMa has always wanted one chalet outing. So yeah. Those with any other questions, do ask our Lame MaMa! =D

Another thing, I was wondering if we could include Kenneth, Shirin and Kosin in this time round, because Kenneth is also going botak in June. Of cos, if you want to call other people also can. Just name it and we will discuss it. PLEASE tag on the tagboard, post another post, or continue with another colour so that we can know. Alrights? Thanks!!

Oorh ya, another thing, I have made some changes, which include this email thingy that you will receive whenever someone posted something on this blog, so that we will know that someone has updated this blog okie? =)

-Alvin

shattered`* 1:30 AM

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Monday, May 4, 2009

Hello Guys!!

Fadhli and Kenneth will be going through another botak stage of their life in June. So before that... I was thinking of having another gathering, but this time round, have it with Shirin, Kosin and Kenneth. Is it okie with everyone? Most likely this gathering will be in May, of cos. So... If you are against anything, anyONE, do tag on the board. Okie? HAHA.

*guess noone read this blog anymore. Will send msg then*

-Alvin

shattered`* 9:08 PM

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