<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-862942933006119619</id><updated>2011-09-07T10:36:07.204-07:00</updated><category term='new year'/><title type='text'>Lamers</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>ĴĭĀŉ ŻħŐů</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11114386226969275477</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e319/JianZhou/Image248.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>26</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-862942933006119619.post-5197114231718205246</id><published>2010-12-10T07:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-12-10T07:40:28.909-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Christmas Celebration cum New Year Countdown</title><content type='html'>HELLO LAMERS! Time to meet up again!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Christmas celebration and New Year Countdown. Please choose either one or both. And please tell me when are your available dates to have the event ASAP. Thank you!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TLM: Wont be in Singapore for Christmas and will be back on the 29th December&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone going overseas or planning to go overseas? Tell me ya? =)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~Alvin&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/862942933006119619-5197114231718205246?l=toolametotalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/feeds/5197114231718205246/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2010/12/christmas-celebration-cum-new-year.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/5197114231718205246'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/5197114231718205246'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2010/12/christmas-celebration-cum-new-year.html' title='Christmas Celebration cum New Year Countdown'/><author><name>ĴĭĀŉ ŻħŐů</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11114386226969275477</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e319/JianZhou/Image248.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-862942933006119619.post-5531295936153981602</id><published>2010-08-10T09:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-10T10:02:12.055-07:00</updated><title type='text'>My 21st Birthday Celebration!</title><content type='html'>Hey hey hey!!! Yes, it's been long since we last met. Like last met on Russell's Birthday Party on 10 April at Aranda Country Club? HAHA! See I still remember. But anyway, we are meeting up soon again! Why??&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cos' I want to celebrate my birthday! HAHA! I'm inviting all Lamers! Here are the details:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Venue: My house. 72 Phoenix Avenue&lt;br /&gt;Date: 11 Sept 2010, SAT&lt;br /&gt;Time: Not sure, but should be in the evening time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Most likely buffet will be provided. As for Muslim dudes, I will order separate meal for u guys. Hope u don't mind. =X&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So YEAH. I hope to see you guys there alright? I meant, here, on that day. =D&lt;br /&gt;Tell me if you can't make it. *Cross fingers*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;p.s: NDP IS FINALLY OVER~!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~Alvin~&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/862942933006119619-5531295936153981602?l=toolametotalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/feeds/5531295936153981602/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2010/08/my-21st-birthday-celebration.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/5531295936153981602'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/5531295936153981602'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2010/08/my-21st-birthday-celebration.html' title='My 21st Birthday Celebration!'/><author><name>ĴĭĀŉ ŻħŐů</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11114386226969275477</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e319/JianZhou/Image248.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-862942933006119619.post-3145893045968106224</id><published>2010-08-09T10:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-09T10:18:53.130-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>hello lamerss!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you guyz still cracking lame jokes? man its been so so long since we met. maybe too long? for me its just another happy night. tommorrow i will be at marina for YOG rehearsal yet again. We should REALLY catch up soon. if youre free, update on what u guys are doing now =)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;till next time&lt;br /&gt;~~~~~FADHLI&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/862942933006119619-3145893045968106224?l=toolametotalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/feeds/3145893045968106224/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2010/08/hello-lamerss-you-guyz-still-cracking.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/3145893045968106224'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/3145893045968106224'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2010/08/hello-lamerss-you-guyz-still-cracking.html' title=''/><author><name>FadhLi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11182292755490266368</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-862942933006119619.post-5302096014379768179</id><published>2010-01-03T02:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-03T02:18:07.305-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new year'/><title type='text'>Start of 2010</title><content type='html'>Happy new year guys!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just blogging before booking in to camp a few mins from now. waiting for my dad to fetch me there. Wish all my friends best of luck to wherever they go. We may be walking to different walks of life. Some studying, serving the nation or even working. But do keep in touch. I believe everyone here could be your listening ear if you run into problems. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;keep your spirits up! its the start of the year and lets make it gooooood!&lt;br /&gt;For those NS boys, dont tink of running away. like they say "The best way out is always through" lets do it once and for all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~~fadhli&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/862942933006119619-5302096014379768179?l=toolametotalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/feeds/5302096014379768179/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2010/01/start-of-2010.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/5302096014379768179'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/5302096014379768179'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2010/01/start-of-2010.html' title='Start of 2010'/><author><name>FadhLi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11182292755490266368</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-862942933006119619.post-8405089351239329443</id><published>2009-12-24T02:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-24T04:33:21.417-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>omg .. no no no no . jz's interpretation is so diff from mine . see my views wif his .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: #3f3f3f; font-family: tahoma; font-size: 11px;"&gt;"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: tahoma; font-size: 11px;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue;"&gt;Fadhli has completed long long ago and is at the SAFTI (beside Singapore Discovery Centre) completing the rest of his NS.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: #3f3f3f; font-family: tahoma; font-size: 11px;"&gt;"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;tis statement is sooo understated ! hahaah . fadhli is gg to b a freaking OCCIFER ! n i bet his training is freeeeeeeaking shiong ! haahaah . anw , congrats tt he is still thr . i wonder wats his motivation . &amp;gt;.&amp;lt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: #3f3f3f; font-family: tahoma; font-size: 11px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: tahoma; font-size: 11px;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue;"&gt;Larry is going to be Reccee, which also means, in times of war, he will be the first to reccee the place before the rest of the army enters&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: #3f3f3f; font-family: tahoma; font-size: 11px;"&gt;."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;lol .. tis juz means .. in times of war . he dies first . simple . hahaha . =X bt then agn .. training damn tough oso . nd to b super stealthy . enjoy outfields ~~&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: #3f3f3f; font-family: tahoma; font-size: 11px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: tahoma; font-size: 11px;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue;"&gt;Hakim is going to be RP! Which also stands of Regimental Police (or if i did spell the thingy correctly). He is the slackest among all of us. You know what he's gonna do only?? STAND AT THE FERRY TERMINAL AND GUARD ALL DAY LONG! ZZZZZzzzz...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: #3f3f3f; font-family: tahoma; font-size: 11px;"&gt;"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OI . bullshit . whr gt so slack . =X no longer RP . now is Security Trooper (ST) . RP onli 2 wks of course . ST is 8 wks . we are the skin of the army ok . we PROTECT the body from any unwelcomed visitors . wahaha .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: #3f3f3f; font-family: tahoma; font-size: 11px;"&gt;"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: tahoma; font-size: 11px;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue;"&gt;Russell and Jian Zhou are entering the same unit and camp! GOOD NEWS RIGHT! Haha! They are in Infantry doing something related to Tanks! Maybe they will be drivers of Tank, most likely I mean. Haha! Cool hor??! Later they drive tank and go smash the enemies in times of war! =DD&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: #3f3f3f; font-family: tahoma; font-size: 11px;"&gt;"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;eeeyer .. killers . murderers . definitely not cool . dun kill ppl leh . practice diplomacy . u sure anot drive tanks ? skali u kena wash tanks onli .. saikang warriors .. &amp;gt;.&amp;lt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: #3f3f3f; font-family: tahoma; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: #3f3f3f; font-family: tahoma; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11px;"&gt;"&lt;span style="color: blue;"&gt;...and I believed all the guys had enjoyed their BMT&lt;/span&gt;"&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHAT IS THIS ?! BMT SUCKS ! nth enjoyable abt BMT ! except SOC . damn fun . like playground . hahaha .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;yea . dun mind meeting during new year . since holidays anw .&lt;br /&gt;larry : get well soon . i gt a fren who kena h1n1 b4 oso . he said the feeling is damn horrible . n his vision turns yellow sia . so its like he gt new colour vision . exciting hor ? nw he ok le . rest more n recover . =)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;anw , (advance) MERRY XMAS to all ~!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: #3f3f3f; font-family: tahoma; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;:: &lt;span style="color: lime;"&gt;hajin&lt;/span&gt; ::&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/862942933006119619-8405089351239329443?l=toolametotalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/feeds/8405089351239329443/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/12/omg.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/8405089351239329443'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/8405089351239329443'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/12/omg.html' title=''/><author><name>h@k!m</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08660510447680517801</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-862942933006119619.post-4477483698538438320</id><published>2009-12-22T06:44:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-22T06:46:17.202-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Thanks Jian Zhou! For keeping us updated! Haha.. especially me...&lt;br /&gt;I'm like totally clueless about how you guys are.&lt;br /&gt;Glad to know u're all doing well =)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;U're rite man! We reli need to hang out again soon !! My school reopens on Jan 10.&lt;br /&gt;Maybe we could meet for new year celebration on 2nd or 3rd Jan? What do you guys think?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;yz&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/862942933006119619-4477483698538438320?l=toolametotalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/feeds/4477483698538438320/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/12/thanks-jian-zhou-for-keeping-us-updated.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/4477483698538438320'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/4477483698538438320'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/12/thanks-jian-zhou-for-keeping-us-updated.html' title=''/><author><name>Shadow</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-862942933006119619.post-7220161317378880764</id><published>2009-12-18T23:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-18T23:54:01.119-08:00</updated><title type='text'>It's been long since anyone update this!!</title><content type='html'>*clears cobwebs*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's been long since anyone update this!!! But then.. Nvm, I will update it for all! Haha!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's also been long since everyone of Lamerz has met up, isn't it? Ooh well, everyone is busy.. Studying, NS-ing, working (who's working???). LOL! Anyway, let's meet up soon alright?? Since there is Christmas, New Year, Chinese New Year, I'm sure everyone will have holidays then! SO...... Let's plan now! Wahahahaa!! 2009 is coming to an end, 2010 is here. I doubt that there will be time to meet this year, we will meet next year! Haha!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh ya, just a update for the guys over here, just incase the girls want an update. We guys (Larry, Hakim, Russell and Jian Zhou) has just completed our BMT on 09DEC2009!! Yeah! Fadhli has completed long long ago and is at the SAFTI (beside Singapore Discovery Centre) completing the rest of his NS. And the rest of us, we just got our posting on the 18th of DEC.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Larry is going to be Reccee, which also means, in times of war, he will be the first to reccee the place before the rest of the army enters. So he is so so so important! But then the training is as hiong as well. LOL! Time to down pes Larry! =P&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hakim is going to be RP! Which also stands of Regimental Police (or if i did spell the thingy correctly). He is the slackest among all of us. You know what he's gonna do only?? STAND AT THE FERRY TERMINAL AND GUARD ALL DAY LONG! ZZZZZzzzz...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Russell and Jian Zhou are entering the same unit and camp! GOOD NEWS RIGHT! Haha! They are in Infantry doing something related to Tanks! Maybe they will be drivers of Tank, most likely I mean. Haha! Cool hor??! Later they drive tank and go smash the enemies in times of war! =DD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ooh well, end of updates, and I believed all the guys had enjoyed their BMT. Anyway, Larry has been sick and kena Influezenna A just 1 week before his POP. Sad right? Come on everyone, go wish him good health. =)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Alrights.. Girls.. Time for you all to update this blog and keep it going! And.. PLAN FOR OUR GATHERING AS WELL! HAHAH!! =DDDD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Signing off~&lt;br /&gt;Jian Zhou&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/862942933006119619-7220161317378880764?l=toolametotalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/feeds/7220161317378880764/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/12/its-been-long-since-anyone-update-this.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/7220161317378880764'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/7220161317378880764'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/12/its-been-long-since-anyone-update-this.html' title='It&apos;s been long since anyone update this!!'/><author><name>ĴĭĀŉ ŻħŐů</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11114386226969275477</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e319/JianZhou/Image248.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-862942933006119619.post-3924080692217379986</id><published>2009-06-01T08:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-01T09:01:24.125-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;&lt;xml&gt; 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	mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; 	mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; 	mso-style-noshow:yes; 	mso-style-priority:99; 	mso-style-qformat:yes; 	mso-style-parent:""; 	mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; 	mso-para-margin-top:0in; 	mso-para-margin-right:0in; 	mso-para-margin-bottom:10.0pt; 	mso-para-margin-left:0in; 	line-height:115%; 	mso-pagination:widow-orphan; 	font-size:11.0pt; 	font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; 	mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; 	mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; 	mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; 	mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; 	mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; 	mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;} &lt;/style&gt; &lt;![endif]--&gt;  &lt;p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102); font-weight: bold;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Men Can't Win&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.. If you don't work enough, you are a good for nothing bum.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your rear and find something better.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. If she gets job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;If you cry, you are a wimp. If you don't, you are an insensitive bastard.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;If you make a decision without consulting her, you are a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's liberated woman.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you are a pervert. If you don't, you are gay.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you are a sexist. If you don't, you are unromantic.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain. If you don't, you are a slob.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;If you buy her flowers, you are after something. If you don't, you are not thoughtful.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;If you are proud of your achievements, you are full of yourself. If you don't, you are not ambitious.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;If she has a headache, she is tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;If you want it too often, you are over-sexed. If you don't, there must be someone else.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;seeeee, woman always want things go their way. HAHAHA!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/862942933006119619-3924080692217379986?l=toolametotalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/feeds/3924080692217379986/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/06/normal-0-false-false-false-en-us-x-none.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/3924080692217379986'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/3924080692217379986'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/06/normal-0-false-false-false-en-us-x-none.html' title=''/><author><name>FadhLi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11182292755490266368</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-862942933006119619.post-1226254911247864416</id><published>2009-05-26T21:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-26T21:55:01.888-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Lame joke =)</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt;""maybe some of u heard it before. but hey i still find it funny""&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Italian and his trees&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Data easy." and he proceeds to draw three trees.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"What's this?" the boss asks. "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make a nine," says the Italian.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" "Each of da trees isa dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Italian, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!" (You're going to love this one!!!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little doga came along and crapa by eacha tree. So now you gota dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, data make a one hundred. So, when I'm a gonna start?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;HAHAHAHA!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/862942933006119619-1226254911247864416?l=toolametotalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/feeds/1226254911247864416/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/05/lame-joke.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/1226254911247864416'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/1226254911247864416'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/05/lame-joke.html' title='Lame joke =)'/><author><name>FadhLi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11182292755490266368</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-862942933006119619.post-8832132802185053085</id><published>2009-05-26T00:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-26T00:46:38.457-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Chalet</title><content type='html'>Okie. May Gathering confirmed!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Date: 28th May 2009 - 29th May 2009&lt;br /&gt;Venue: Coasta Sands Resort, Pasir Ris. Room number: M06&lt;br /&gt;Total cost for the chalet: $90&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Those coming in the afternoon please tell me in advance so I know who coming to check in with me. AND.. WHO's STAYING OVER???!! Omg.. I dont want later 1 person stay then might as well dont want a chalet.. -_-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So yeah, do tell me in advance please. Thanks. Most likely we will be calling in for dinner so tell me if you all coming for dinner or not also. Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Alvin&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/862942933006119619-8832132802185053085?l=toolametotalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/feeds/8832132802185053085/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/05/chalet.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/8832132802185053085'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/8832132802185053085'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/05/chalet.html' title='Chalet'/><author><name>ĴĭĀŉ ŻħŐů</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11114386226969275477</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e319/JianZhou/Image248.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-862942933006119619.post-5760638694890253873</id><published>2009-05-14T01:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-14T01:41:12.739-07:00</updated><title type='text'>May's Gathering (Part1)</title><content type='html'>Hello Guys!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Our Lame MaMA was suggesting a chalet this May before our surfer boy goes into NS.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Venue: Pasir Ris (2 Storey building) *no idea where*&lt;br /&gt;Date: Either 17th to 22nd May, or 25th to 28th May, (Promotion ends this 28th May so decide fast!!)&lt;br /&gt;Price: $180&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One concern I know is that some people may not be able to stay overnight, but not to be afraid (for unknown reasons to be afraid of), you can always come in the day and go home at night. =)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think we will be having BBQ of cos, if we have that chalet and Lame MaMa has always wanted one chalet outing. So yeah. Those with any other questions, do ask our Lame MaMa! =D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Another thing, I was wondering if we could include Kenneth, Shirin and Kosin in this time round, because Kenneth is also going botak in June. Of cos, if you want to call other people also can. Just name it and we will discuss it. PLEASE tag on the tagboard, post another post, or continue with another colour so that we can know. Alrights? Thanks!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oorh ya, another thing, I have made some changes, which include this email thingy that you will receive whenever someone posted something on this blog, so that we will know that someone has updated this blog okie? =)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Alvin&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/862942933006119619-5760638694890253873?l=toolametotalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/feeds/5760638694890253873/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/05/mays-gathering-part1.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/5760638694890253873'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/5760638694890253873'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/05/mays-gathering-part1.html' title='May&apos;s Gathering (Part1)'/><author><name>ĴĭĀŉ ŻħŐů</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11114386226969275477</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e319/JianZhou/Image248.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-862942933006119619.post-1041842072958171455</id><published>2009-05-04T21:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-04T21:11:02.779-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gathering before our NS Guys going in!</title><content type='html'>Hello Guys!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fadhli and Kenneth will be going through another botak stage of their life in June. So before that... I was thinking of having another gathering, but this time round, have it with Shirin, Kosin and Kenneth. Is it okie with everyone? Most likely this gathering will be in May, of cos. So... If you are against anything, anyONE, do tag on the board. Okie? HAHA.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*guess noone read this blog anymore. Will send msg then*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Alvin&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/862942933006119619-1041842072958171455?l=toolametotalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/feeds/1041842072958171455/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/05/gathering-before-our-ns-guys-going-in.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/1041842072958171455'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/1041842072958171455'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/05/gathering-before-our-ns-guys-going-in.html' title='Gathering before our NS Guys going in!'/><author><name>ĴĭĀŉ ŻħŐů</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11114386226969275477</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e319/JianZhou/Image248.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-862942933006119619.post-3032779156988216238</id><published>2009-04-17T09:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-17T09:27:23.077-07:00</updated><title type='text'>BBQ 20th APRIL</title><content type='html'>HELLO GUYS!! Rmb that there's an upcoming gathering:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3366ff;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Date: 20th April 2009 (Monday)&lt;br /&gt;Time: Meet 2pm at Choa Chu Kang MRT Station&lt;br /&gt;Venue: Alvin's house&lt;br /&gt;Things to bring: You, Yourself and Your Money&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We will be buying things at NTUC first. Get stuffs like plastic fork, spoon, plates, cups, drinks, food, wire gaze, tongs, firestarter etc.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Those who cannot make it at 2pm, please inform Alvin so that he can try to make arrangement, or you just go his house can liao if after 4pm. Cya then!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Alvin&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/862942933006119619-3032779156988216238?l=toolametotalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/feeds/3032779156988216238/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/04/bbq-20th-april.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/3032779156988216238'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/3032779156988216238'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/04/bbq-20th-april.html' title='BBQ 20th APRIL'/><author><name>ĴĭĀŉ ŻħŐů</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11114386226969275477</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e319/JianZhou/Image248.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-862942933006119619.post-3138037309449011886</id><published>2009-04-03T04:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-03T05:59:59.988-07:00</updated><title type='text'>People in the MRT</title><content type='html'>hmm .. aft &lt;del&gt;6&lt;/del&gt; 7 mths of working life , let me share wif u all sth tt i encountered everyday in my journey to work . n this is wat most of u will encounter in ur life too .. or alr encountered .&lt;div&gt;there are a lot of different ppl tt u will encounter in the MRT . let me share wif u some tt u shud be wary of :&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;1) The Squeezer ! [S]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;ok .. i dun mean this person walk ard the mrt squeezing others .. the [S] is the person who likes to squeeze to empty spaces , thinking he/she is very thin .. a situation with the Squeezer goes like this :&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;*~*~*~* &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;[S] walks into crowded mrt . look left look right look around .... &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;*saw a small unoccupied space in the middle of the train* &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;"WAH!"  *rushes to OCCUPY tt space , pushing everyone else blocking his/her path to occupy tt heavenly spot* &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;and in the process of doing so , steps on everyone's feet and also causing others to lose balance , creating chaos on [S] way to get to THAT divine spot .&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;2) The Hogger .. [H]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;the [H] is one who stands at one place and never move . not once . the [H] wun be of menace to anyone unless ....&lt;br /&gt;i) he/she is standing in the middle of ppl walking in and out of the mrt .&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;ii) fat&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;a situation with the [H] :&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;*~*~*~*&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;[H] stands near the priority seat . mrt train very crowded . along the journey , ppl from his sides alight , leaving a long line of empty space while the space near the door gets overly crowded . ppl tried to move in : "Excuse me" .. but [H] pretends not to hear and continues stoning . &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;*~*~*~*&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;however , when the [H] meets the [S] .. &lt;br /&gt;[S] walks in mrt . *saw a long line of empty space*gets very excited to conquer tt space* &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;tried to squeeze his/her way thru but was blocked by the [H] . [S] says "Excuse Me" while continuing pushing [H] . [H] stares at [S] . [S] stares at [H] . battle of Chi Bi begins ...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;3) the Bagpack-er [B]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;u are mostttttt unluckiest if u run into [B] . [B] can be found in any public transport and WILL cause harm especially if the person is like , much taller than u , and a sudden turn of his/her body can smack ur face wif the bag with such force tt u are hugging the nearest person to u without u realising it .. but if [B] is of ard the same height as u , try to maintain ur position as long as possible . [B] can push u wif his bag all the way from one end of the train to the other without noticing anything ... &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;4) the Odourr [O]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;hmm .. the [O] .. a silent killer . can range from the poisonous breath to the deadly fart .. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;in the morning whr its likely to meet ppl who din bother brushing their teeth . a small opening of their mouth can send a whiff of air to u tt u can forget about breakfast straightaway .. imagine when they began talking . &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;the deadly fart occurs at any time of the day . [O] can release this fart silently n pretended nothing happened while this stink air is creeping ryte into ur nose by the second .. not to mention dizziness , one can faint instantly upon receiving this nasty gift ..&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;5) the Armpit [A]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;now .. the [A] is sm1 who like to show off his/her armpit .. (usually a him) even tho the pole is like so close to him tt he can hug it , he'll grab the highest part of the pole , leaving the person in front of him close enuf to kiss his armpit . this is a real turn-off .. unfortunately , [A] is a subset of [O] .. especially on hot , sunny days when those sweat forming on his "exhibition hall" can create such a stench tt the person kissing his armpit can say their goodbyes to their families ..&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;all in all .. be careful of these ppl .. altho u wun noe wat hit u when u &lt;del&gt;see&lt;/del&gt; smell ppl such as [O] , u can stay away from the others . personally , i find [B] to be the most irritating as those bags they are carrying seems to have a life of their own , pushing others on behalf of the person carrying it .. and [A] is the most sickening .. why cant they juz grab the part of the pole nearest to their body ?? WHY MUZ THEY REACH UP SO HIGH ??!! zzzz ..&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;anw , this is a long post . congrats if u reached here and understd watever i said . pls dun be one of them .. x_x&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;:: &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"&gt;hajin &lt;/span&gt;::&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/862942933006119619-3138037309449011886?l=toolametotalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/feeds/3138037309449011886/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/04/people-in-mrt.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/3138037309449011886'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/3138037309449011886'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/04/people-in-mrt.html' title='People in the MRT'/><author><name>h@k!m</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08660510447680517801</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-862942933006119619.post-5903125977742411194</id><published>2009-03-31T20:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-31T20:05:29.343-07:00</updated><title type='text'>One of hakim lame jokes i find funny</title><content type='html'>10:54 [Koh, Gary] HK airticket on sale onw&lt;br /&gt;10:54 [Koh, Gary] round trip less then 200&lt;br /&gt;10:55 [Bin Rosli Muhamad, Fadhli] x.x&lt;br /&gt;10:56 [Muhammad, Hakim] round trip only ? cannot alight ?&lt;br /&gt;10:56 [Chan, Xiao Wen] LOL&lt;br /&gt;10:56 [Chan, Xiao Wen] lame&lt;br /&gt;10:57 [Muhammad, Hakim] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;br /&gt;10:57 [Muhammad, Hakim] ~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~&lt;br /&gt;10:58 [Lee, Dionne] can you get any lamer? haha&lt;br /&gt;10:59 [Chan, Xiao Wen] yes he can&lt;br /&gt;11:00 [Chan, Xiao Wen] =XX&lt;br /&gt;11:00 [Muhammad, Hakim] @.@&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/862942933006119619-5903125977742411194?l=toolametotalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/feeds/5903125977742411194/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/one-of-hakim-lame-jokes-i-find-funny.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/5903125977742411194'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/5903125977742411194'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/one-of-hakim-lame-jokes-i-find-funny.html' title='One of hakim lame jokes i find funny'/><author><name>FadhLi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11182292755490266368</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-862942933006119619.post-483667174421325450</id><published>2009-03-29T09:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-29T09:30:08.852-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Next gathering~!</title><content type='html'>HELLO!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHY AREN'T ANYONE BLOGGING OR MAKING NOISE HERE ANYMORE??!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*clears cobwebs*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, GUYS! LISTEN UP!! We so gonna have our next gathering. It's gonna be a month soon since we last met up. This time round.. I have a wild suggestion.. Let's have a...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;BBQ~!!!!!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes! Any objection for this? If yes, please tell. If no, we shall continue with venue, time, date and people. =D&lt;br /&gt;It will most likely be held in APRIL of cos, so dont keep urself too busy in April alrights?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And yeap, for those currently working in RBS and Prudential, we have only 14 more working days! Isn't it FUN?! Omg.. I'm so dying to have a break soon. Been working for 7 months without HOLIDAY!! O_O&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Btw, keep this blog active alrights? And.. SUGGEST WHERE AND WHEN WE BBQ-ING! ^-^&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Alvin&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/862942933006119619-483667174421325450?l=toolametotalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/feeds/483667174421325450/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/next-gathering.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/483667174421325450'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/483667174421325450'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/next-gathering.html' title='Next gathering~!'/><author><name>ĴĭĀŉ ŻħŐů</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11114386226969275477</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e319/JianZhou/Image248.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-862942933006119619.post-4017947433255809609</id><published>2009-03-19T19:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-19T19:52:41.723-07:00</updated><title type='text'>i finally got facebook!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;Waw.. Facebook really got a lot of functions sia. I feel so lost and out-dated Lol.. But the games available are really cool. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;Well, thanks for all your "reasons" guys haha... did you know wu has facebook too? I saw his name when I was adding friends and I ALMOST clicked his email add. My goodness, lucky I didn't man. He's one scary dude. In fact, I think he's the scariest teacher in NP. Most of the teachers there are quite nice, but I don't think I'll miss any of them. I'll bet all if not most of them won't even remember me anymore. 1 sem is not enuff time to get to know them better. Haha... Still, I think I'll miss NP. Duh~ 3years there you know. They're gonna remove canteen 1 too, dunno replace with what. I heard it's another building, which means Makan place will be flooded with people during break. But so sad!! I love the subway cookie there. Once I graduate I won't have a chance to go eat the cookie there le T.T And it's cheaper than outside ones too. 1 for $1, 3 for $2.50. I even memorized the price sia haha.. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;Anyways, I'll be having a performance at Jurong Point this Sun. Song signing performance. Probably somewhere between 2pm-3pm. So LM, if you're free don't mind come down and support me haha.. since you stay so near hor.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;Here's a really cute and funny vid. Check it out.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fVDGu82FeQ"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fVDGu82FeQ&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;Shadow signing off-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/862942933006119619-4017947433255809609?l=toolametotalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/feeds/4017947433255809609/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/i-finally-got-facebook.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/4017947433255809609'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/4017947433255809609'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/i-finally-got-facebook.html' title='i finally got facebook!'/><author><name>Shadow</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-862942933006119619.post-1798006880323499356</id><published>2009-03-16T05:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-21T08:43:15.560-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ans to YZ's qns...it's sick...hahaha...(sry v no link)</title><content type='html'>10 reasons?(lame one can?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;here u go....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1)it's much nicer than wubiang( old old no change) friendster..(at least tis looks newer)&lt;br /&gt;2)there are GAMES inside..hahaha....which is the reason why i created an account n din add anione...wahahha...&lt;br /&gt;3)ppl can tag u for photos so u no ned grab pics fr others&lt;br /&gt;4)hmmm...there are many cute emoticons..u can choose to kick someone, smash cake on his/her face...like viwawa like tt..hahaha...ok those whu dun haf an account tempted to create one alr?*nod nod...&lt;br /&gt;5)still exploring......&lt;br /&gt;6)... &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;everybody's in facebook ~~ (those who are not are sooo outdated ..) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;7 - sometimes employers will have a look at ur facebook account to see what kind of person u are .. so .. for yz .. the more u shud get into facebook !!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;8 - join or else ur mail's gonna be flooded with ppl asking u to join ..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;9 - facebook is not one of the websites blocked in most companies' computers .. so when ur working .. u can secretly chk ur account . kekekekeke . &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;10 - ( i dun even haf a facebook account . so shud salute this LM for having one ! wahahaha )&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;del&gt;10)&lt;/del&gt;to be contd....i mean let the PROS contd for mi...ANIWAE!!yz...u create friendster oso nvr do anitink...facebk allows u play game..wah i shud get fee for promoting facebk...haha...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;LOL not just that yingzi there is more. let me add more!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11- there is event thingy where u can make and event and invite anyone who is ur friend in facebook. (E.g weijie set up this BFS genting trip. Than invited everyone. I dunno if i got cuz i keep deleting all requests except for friend request xD. You will be able to press accept or reject which will lead you to a webpage just for the event to show who is attending the event. i dun tink the event happened though AHAHA! but you get the idea right?) so u can keep track of wat is the cool events ur frens are attending under the events section and u can indicate if u wanna join them =D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12- almost EVERYTHING you can tag. whether it is the games application, superpoke, their profile wall, super wall, pictures etc. YEA u go tag crazy ahaha! makes it unique.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13- there is a shoutout like friendster. but its more fun and convienient. you join and u shall see.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14- what ever games u play, whatever friend u add, wat ever tag u tag, wat ever quiz u take, wat ever things u do all ur friends will know! haha! you can choose to make it private though =) ( its so detailed u will know whose and what pic is tag)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15- you can also put notes almost like blogging.. i dunno about this though nvr bother use =X&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16- there is instant messaging on facebook iteself! yes u heard me right. at the bottom of the browser, u can see who is online! and u click on them to start a chat with them! isnt it amazing! ahaha. u can browse facebook while chatting =))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;17-the platform is very flexible. like u can put what application on ur "boxes" tab. and u can arrange ur profile in a more flexible way. there is so many things to do u dun even know where to start! (i dun bother though)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;18- why I am on facebook? why not? just see for myself whats the hoo hah. for the sake of curiousty dats why. must not be left out!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ok mayb will add if i can tink of more x.x&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*P.S: yz how can u degrade gal!!!haha...how can sae us naggy!!haha...n stalker smmore!!!u &lt;span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 0, 204);"&gt;hu yan luan yu&lt;/span&gt; alr!!#$%&amp;amp;*(*^&amp;amp;%...hahaha....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);"&gt;~lm~&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;additions by &lt;/span&gt;:: &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;hajin&lt;/span&gt; ::&lt;br /&gt;additions by + &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;fad &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;+&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;P.S.!! SORRY FOR SQUEEZING IN !! WAHAHAHAHA !&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;P.S i hope its enuf to say why should make facebook!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/862942933006119619-1798006880323499356?l=toolametotalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/feeds/1798006880323499356/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/ans-to-yzs-qnsits-sickhahahasry-v-no.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/1798006880323499356'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/1798006880323499356'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/ans-to-yzs-qnsits-sickhahahasry-v-no.html' title='Ans to YZ&apos;s qns...it&apos;s sick...hahaha...(sry v no link)'/><author><name>Lingmin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02244430080642071578</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-862942933006119619.post-6069200901780231328</id><published>2009-03-15T21:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-15T21:24:54.453-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Wassup with facebook?</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;Hmmm... I'm guessing that the person who posted the previous blog is LM. Lol.. Am I right, LM?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah it's nice it's nice. I think I've also received an email like that. Some of it makes sense.&lt;br /&gt;But as for the others.. Mmm.. How about:&lt;br /&gt;when a girl is quiet, she's just thinking of what to say next.&lt;br /&gt;when a girl is not arguing, she's nagging.&lt;br /&gt;when a girl looks at u with eyes full of questions, she's wondering why u're still here.&lt;br /&gt;when a girl wants to see you everyday, she's stalking you.&lt;br /&gt;Yah okay, I was just being lame. Anyway, here's to all of us finding our right persons *Cheers*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;Why is it that so many vids can't be watched on youtube now?!? So sad man. They took out a few vids of song signing too! &amp;amp;#%@*# Perhaps it's really time for me to get facebook. I heard that you can post vids up there too and it's less strict. But seriously, what's the hype about facebook? Everyone keeps telling me about it. If anyone can gimme 10 good reasons why I should get facebook, then I will.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;Shadow signing off-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/862942933006119619-6069200901780231328?l=toolametotalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/feeds/6069200901780231328/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/wassup-with-facebook.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/6069200901780231328'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/6069200901780231328'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/wassup-with-facebook.html' title='Wassup with facebook?'/><author><name>Shadow</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-862942933006119619.post-9215607249517692489</id><published>2009-03-15T02:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-16T05:49:40.151-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Abt a girl...</title><content type='html'>hmmmm...my turn to post an entry...so yz wan sth abt a gal ryte?my fren sent mi this email...there u go..&lt;br /&gt;When a GIRL is quiet .... millions of things are running in her mind.&lt;br /&gt;When a GIRL is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.&lt;br /&gt;When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering howlong you will be around.&lt;br /&gt;When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at allfine.When a GIRL stares at you she is wondering why you are lying.&lt;br /&gt;When a GIRL lays on your chest .. she is wishing for you to be hers forever.&lt;br /&gt;When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.&lt;br /&gt;When a GIRL says ' I love you ' .. she means it.&lt;br /&gt;When a GIRL says ' I miss you ' .... no one in this world can miss you more than that.&lt;br /&gt;Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person ....&lt;br /&gt;Find a guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot.&lt;br /&gt;who calls you back when you hang up on him.who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who ... kissesyour forehead.Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.Who holds your hand in front of his friends.Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky heis to have you.Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nice?hahaha..tt's all folks...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;~Lm~&lt;/span&gt; (i put le!!)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/862942933006119619-9215607249517692489?l=toolametotalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/feeds/9215607249517692489/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/abt-girl.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/9215607249517692489'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/9215607249517692489'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/abt-girl.html' title='Abt a girl...'/><author><name>Lingmin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02244430080642071578</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-862942933006119619.post-8192618911117902645</id><published>2009-03-13T07:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-21T08:42:46.275-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Crazy day %$#</title><content type='html'>hars .. busy busy day today . my coll from london had asked me to help him create a report b4 end of day . started off by doing swaps for another spreadsheet he created since I had to wait for some person in OGS to send me the report . almost 10am but he stil haven sent so i chased him .. n he replied tt he juz came in work .. =.=!!&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;anw, report was confusing .. so many accruals . duno wat fx payable/receivable , irs .. zzzz ... but anyhow do , anyhow send back . =)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;n my female coll showed me a reli great resume from an interviewee .. the person is pursuing a double degree in biz mgmt + accountancy , gg to graduate nx yr wif current gpa of 3.8 .. @.@!  sumore , she had 4 As in her A lvl and 'S' in maths ..  9 distinctions in 'O' lvl .. (dun be depressed ..)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;bt my coll said wat makes her resume impressive is her work experience .. she worked in a company in Shanghai n led as proj manager in several projects , leading senior colls n interacting wif suppliers n clients .. + some other exps .. this is alr so crazy la .. bt my coll said she saw a more impressive resume .  x_x&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;btw , here's another great rock song by Hey Monday . Enjoy ~&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/sy-1842866837/hey_monday_homecoming_official_music_video.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/sy-1842866837/hey_monday_homecoming_official_music_video/"&gt;Hey Monday - Homecoming (Official Music Video)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;:: &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"&gt;hajin&lt;/span&gt; ::&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/862942933006119619-8192618911117902645?l=toolametotalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/feeds/8192618911117902645/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/hars.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/8192618911117902645'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/8192618911117902645'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/hars.html' title='Crazy day %$#'/><author><name>h@k!m</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08660510447680517801</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-862942933006119619.post-413767898022002927</id><published>2009-03-12T06:29:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-21T08:42:56.680-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Hihi</title><content type='html'>wow .. this blog skin is sooo .... like yz . hahhah .. tts some cute skin thr tho . &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;btw fad .. tts some long long long long long long stories u got .. onli read a couple of lines . but i tink it juz meant tt gals r too demanding n complain a lot !! wahahha .. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;anw , there's this reli nice song by beyonce . go hear it when u haf time . here's the &lt;a href="http://smartenupnas.com/2008/12/23/beyonce-halo-video/"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;link&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; to the music video . now a lot of MVs cant be watched in youtube liaos .. sadded .. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;:: &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"&gt;hajin&lt;/span&gt; ::&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/862942933006119619-413767898022002927?l=toolametotalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/feeds/413767898022002927/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/hihi.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/413767898022002927'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/413767898022002927'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/hihi.html' title='Hihi'/><author><name>h@k!m</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08660510447680517801</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-862942933006119619.post-8587144607519438934</id><published>2009-03-11T01:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-11T01:19:05.868-07:00</updated><title type='text'>New Skin!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#663366;"&gt;Lol Fad,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#663366;"&gt;that's some really deep stuff abt nice guys. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#663366;"&gt;Never did think so much abt that, but i guess it does make some sense.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#663366;"&gt;R there any discussions on nice gals? haha&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#663366;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#663366;"&gt;So, here's a new skin for our blog. Temporary skin cuz i don't think it suits our theme of lamerz.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#663366;"&gt;Haha. Wish me luck in finding one&gt;.&lt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;Shadow signing off-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/862942933006119619-8587144607519438934?l=toolametotalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/feeds/8587144607519438934/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/new-skin.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/8587144607519438934'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/8587144607519438934'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/new-skin.html' title='New Skin!!'/><author><name>Shadow</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-862942933006119619.post-2470558386461745664</id><published>2009-03-10T09:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-10T09:54:44.159-07:00</updated><title type='text'>yeah were finally online!</title><content type='html'>ahhhhhhhh finally i got a blog though its a shared one x.x&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ok as my 1st post, i want to share with you one of my old internet bookmarks about nice guys.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you wondering what happens to nice guyz? well this might give a clue&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://exposingfeminism.wordpress.com/2008/01/23/what-happened-to-all-the-nice-guys/"&gt;why no nice guys?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;however,  i found other interesting opinions about nice guys too. It gives me some enlightenment on how nice or not nice a man should be. if you have the luxury, why not read them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.heartless-bitches.com/ngc/ngi-1.shtml"&gt;part 1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.heartless-bitches.com/ngc/ngi-2.shtml"&gt;part 2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and a story about nice guy. &lt;a href="http://www.heartless-bitches.com/ngc/spineless.shtml"&gt;HERE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BTW i made a customized google homepage using sknnr.com&lt;br /&gt;take a look! hahaha! &lt;a href="http://sknnr.com/search.php?i=http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj298/smooth122/nice.jpg&amp;amp;c=fff&amp;amp;v=21181"&gt;homepage&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you can go and make one yourself! press the link on the top left of the page!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ps somebody change blogskin!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;cheers!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~Mr. smooth&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/862942933006119619-2470558386461745664?l=toolametotalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/feeds/2470558386461745664/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/yeah-were-finally-online.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/2470558386461745664'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/2470558386461745664'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/yeah-were-finally-online.html' title='yeah were finally online!'/><author><name>FadhLi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11182292755490266368</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-862942933006119619.post-6337190804897093397</id><published>2009-03-02T20:53:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-02T21:00:17.899-08:00</updated><title type='text'>sweet</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#330033;"&gt;Whoa! Cool!!&lt;br /&gt;Great idea you've got here. Great way to keep in touch!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And I'm the 2nd to make a post! Awesome!! Haha...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#330033;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Evryone work hard! Earn $$.$$&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#330033;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#330033;"&gt;All hail to LM!! The ma ma/mother of our society! Lol..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;Shadow signing off-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/862942933006119619-6337190804897093397?l=toolametotalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/feeds/6337190804897093397/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/sweet.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/6337190804897093397'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/6337190804897093397'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/sweet.html' title='sweet'/><author><name>Shadow</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-862942933006119619.post-2496662752966015567</id><published>2009-03-02T20:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-05T07:40:05.679-08:00</updated><title type='text'>First post</title><content type='html'>HELLO LAMERS!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let me introduce our group members for this first post. Not in any particular squence,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The head of this group is obviously..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1) LAME MA MA!!! = TLM = Tan Ling Min!! =D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2)Next in the row, obviously the gossip-ers.. SIN_TAN_COS = RUSSELL = Long Antenna&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next Next!! Introducing our one and only couple in our group!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3) Known as BIRD. Larry Lau Jian Hong, and his partner,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4) Penguin, also known as SamSia or &lt;em&gt;Xia Mian Ta (&lt;/em&gt;Prawn noodle dry), Samantha Sia Lye Lee!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wahahahaa!! Okie. Following on is our one and only...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5) Shadow Yang!!!! Yong Yingzi (Shadow)!! =P&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next next!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6) Music and Language Talent, Han Wenlin!! She sure knows Korea Language. Or was it Japanese or French? =X&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next Next!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7) Our Sunshine Boy, also known as the Surfer or Smooth Criminal (cos he loves this name alot),  Mud. Fadhli Bin Rosli!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Queuing just behind him is also our well known...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8) SEI PEI PEI (pervertic uncle), who sure knows some chinese langauge that we speak, Mud. Nur Hakim!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last but of the least...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The one and only...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9) Who loves to zi lian (self-shot, disgusting), voice and laughter louder than anyone else in the group, Lee Jian Zhou.&lt;br /&gt;*I didnt know I can 'downgrade myself' this way. -_-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wahahaha!! Anyone else who happened to blog hop into this blog and would like to have a membership with us, please feel free to contact any of us. We will TRY, i mean TRY to accept you after many discussions with out very own Lamers. =)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This shall serve as the starting of this blog.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAMERS!! PLEASE CONTINUE TO KEEP THIS ALIVE!! =D&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/862942933006119619-2496662752966015567?l=toolametotalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/feeds/2496662752966015567/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/first-post.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/2496662752966015567'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/862942933006119619/posts/default/2496662752966015567'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://toolametotalk.blogspot.com/2009/03/first-post.html' title='First post'/><author><name>ĴĭĀŉ ŻħŐů</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11114386226969275477</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e319/JianZhou/Image248.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
